{W4W} "Things I Hate"

*Wit for Your Wednesday*

Brought to you by the color tangerine and the letter J.

Disclaimer: I know it's not Wednesday. Don't you find that witty?
Or ironic in an Alanis Morisette kind of way? Whatever. 

Another edition of {W4W} guest-posting glam from the gorgeous and witty big-sister Mags, the loveliest attorney Maine has been graced with since Maine was graced  with my Aunt Liz and my Nana. 

This is Mags w/ her husband and HER LAW SCHOOL DIPLOMA.
Maybe it's old news that she got that last year,
but...w/evs. I still think it's pretty friekin' awsome.

With much more ado than necessary, here it is now:

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Things I hate
(or dislike passionately)
(in no particular order)

This is my list for Wednesday July 17, 2013. I make no assertions as to its immutability, either in the present or the future. I make no assertions as to its relevancy to anything ever.

-Bad drivers

-Bad parking

-Tourist driving in front of me

-Massachusetts drivers (except for a select few whom I have vowed to

love despite their heritage)

-Canadian drivers: opposite end of the spectrum from the mass holes.

They never get anywhere!

-wet clothes from the dryer

-Gooey goopy mastication.  (look it up)

-logical proofs of almost anything

-people telling me to calm down

-people telling others to shut up

-other people never shutting up

-ultra liberals

-ultra conservatives

-ultra spiritual people (I mean come on, pick a side, choose something

you wimp, you are only a true agnostic or atheist if you have studied

theology, philosophy and history of all types)

-self involved people

-people who are not obsessed with me...

-tailgaters

-cat breath

-celebrity gossip

-not celebrity gossip

-people who think all Christians are the same, but have done no

further research besides news articles

-same as above but with every category of people ever

-living far away from Katherine

-licorice (its the practical joke of the candy world; here have some

sugar that tastes like medicine)

-being away from Jonathan (He is being deployed.  Your welcome

America.  I intended to be more selfish with him)

-zucchini  (texture.  I cant even talk about it)

-ignorance

-prideful ignorance. (way way worse)

-american cheese (it is not cheese it is a petroleum product...look it up man)

-people who judge stay at home moms

-people who judge moms with careers

-reality tv.  ( i mostly think that we should demand better because

they are making just as much money)

-yogurt ( I don't trust spoiled milk)

-diet soda

You are welcome.  You have successfully been distracted by things that bother me, your blogger's older, bossier, but arguably prettier sister.